Thursday, October 22, 2009

Week 6

First of all, here's what Favre's game-winning touchdown against the 49ers would have looked like on Tecmo Bowl. Now that we've got that out of the way, here's our list of The Biggest Losers: NFL Edition.

Me:
The first loser is me for calling it all wrong on the Broncos this year. Josh McDaniels basically pulled down his pants and asked Belichick to kiss his ass, rubbing in a heartbreaking 20-17 win over the Patriots. The Broncos have legitimate talent and are on a hot streak (must be those throwbacks). Kyle Orton, Knowshon Moreno, and Brandon Marshall are all good starters this Monday night against the Chargers.

Derek Anderson:
Nobody on the Browns is worth owning. The poor schmuck I played last week must have had a death wish starting Anderson who earned him a whopping -88 fantasy points in the Browns' yawn-fest of a field goal shootout with the Bills. Anderson was 2 for 17. He should just go punch himself in the face.

Cowboys Receivers Not Named Miles Austin:
Both Patrick Crayton and Roy Williams have been stuck in a pit of suck swirling down toward a vortex of dropped and incomplete passes. Some of that is Tony Romo's fault: It was Romo who completed 10 passes to Austin for a total of 250 yards and two touchdowns. In his first start, Austin broke records for both most Cowboys receiving yards in a game and most receiving yards in a first start. Look for Tony Romo to target Austin more often as the season progresses.

Jacksonville Jaguars:
The Jags put up a big goose egg against the Seahawks last week. The Seahawks even started a fourth-string left tackle and the Jacksonville defensive line still couldn't take down Hasselbeck. Look for them to step it up against the 0-5 Rams this week.

Keep Your Eye On:
Jeremy Maclin (Eagles, WR): He had a big game last week filling in for an injured Kevin Curtis and now that McNabb's back he could become a good second option to the oft-covered DeSean Jackson.

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